I want to say Husband Material but…

I want to say husband material but...

I want to say he’s fine, but pointing out physical characteristics at the start of a description of a person would only emphasize close-mindedness on my side. Besides, in this frosh generation, ‘fine’ is a total understatement. With his mustache and goatee standing out in a crowd, its a wonder how he hasn’t been gunned down by supremely hungry female […]

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How To Approach The Lady The Guys’ Way

How To Approach The Lady The Guys' Way

The lady sat by herself. She’s not so pretty, but she sure is attractive. Not to sound hating, here’s what I mean. First, she literally has big eyes. Second, you heard well, big frigging bulgy eyes kind of like Chucky’s, that evil doll. Third, she got big bulgy eyes with a contact lens. She wore some fake lashes too, I […]

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Ask Me Out Already!

Not to seem desperate but still eager enough for a hangout, you say to the light-skinned guy standing behind the counter you’ve been ogling and sizing up for the past 40mins, “Can I get your number?” You know this is an odd request and there is just a chance of 1 out of 5000 maybe, of actually getting the number. […]

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