I fell in love with a man who intensely suspected his wife to be bisexual that he arranged for a lie detector test to prove it. For real, I’m not lying. I got sprung! Urban Dictionary: “Sprung” when you first lay eyes on someone- and even though your logic tells you otherwise you can’t help but want to know them […]
Ask Me Out Already!
Not to seem desperate but still eager enough for a hangout, you say to the light-skinned guy standing behind the counter you’ve been ogling and sizing up for the past 40mins, “Can I get your number?” You know this is an odd request and there is just a chance of 1 out of 5000 maybe, of actually getting the number. […]