When you do have options and opinions

Partly because you felt like being a smart-ass, but mostly because it was kind of necessary –kind of, since there’s this thing about opinion being subjective– you tried to explain to the man sitting beside you that the word he was looking for was ‘sensitize’ but the word you thought he needed was ‘enlighten’. No surprise he was appalled by […]

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I want to say Husband Material but…

I want to say husband material but...

I want to say he’s fine, but pointing out physical characteristics at the start of a description of a person would only emphasize close-mindedness on my side. Besides, in this frosh generation, ‘fine’ is a total understatement. With his mustache and goatee standing out in a crowd, its a wonder how he hasn’t been gunned down by supremely hungry female […]

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The Diary Entries of the Battered Teen

The Diary Entries of the Battered Teen

Diary, is it? Still don’t know why I’m doing this. If you ask me, this diary process is crap. I’m sure if I think through this long enough, I’d…I’d……I don’t know what I’d do, but I’m sure I’d do something. I think. I’m the irrational, impulsive and violent type. I never used to admit this, but the doctor that said […]

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How To Approach The Lady The Guys’ Way

How To Approach The Lady The Guys' Way

The lady sat by herself. She’s not so pretty, but she sure is attractive. Not to sound hating, here’s what I mean. First, she literally has big eyes. Second, you heard well, big frigging bulgy eyes kind of like Chucky’s, that evil doll. Third, she got big bulgy eyes with a contact lens. She wore some fake lashes too, I […]

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Ask Me Out Already!

Not to seem desperate but still eager enough for a hangout, you say to the light-skinned guy standing behind the counter you’ve been ogling and sizing up for the past 40mins, “Can I get your number?” You know this is an odd request and there is just a chance of 1 out of 5000 maybe, of actually getting the number. […]

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